Make Me Laugh

Half Ticket

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.


Like girl friends

Exams are like girl friends – Too many questions – Difficult to understand – More explanation is needed – Result is always fail!


Interesting But True Facts About Marriage:

Q. Kya Shadi Jannat ka Darwaza hai?
A. Ji Han! Magar Bahir Jany ka.
Q. Insan Apni bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota hai?
A. Shadi k Din.
Q. Kya Zabani Larrai main Aurat se Koi Jeet Sakta hai?
A. Ji Han! Dusri Aurat.
Q. Talaq ki Sab se Barri Wajah kya hai?
A. Shadi.

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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons

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Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let's Thank.... KAAMWALI BAI

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.

2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya .

3rd day koi aur ladki thi.

4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain..
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market..

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Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse
hi karunga!

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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .
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King George

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coin ke dono side rehta hai

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Romantic Shayari

1.Jaane lage jab vo chod kar daman mera, tute dil ne himakat kardi, socha tha ki chhupa lenge gam apna, par kambakht aankhon ne bgawat kardi....

2.Socha tha is kadar bhul jayenge, dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayenge, par jab- jab samne aaya unka chehra, socha is baar dekh le agli baar bhul jayenge.

3.It takes a min 2 have a crush, n hour 2 like some1 & a day 2 love some1 , but it takes a lifetime 2 4get someone.

4.What's diff. Bet. Crush & love? When u like a person n u know y u like d person - its crush! But when u like a person & don't know y u like d person - its love.

5.What is love? ....... Love is when someone breaks ur heart n d most amazing thing is that u still love them with every broken pieces.

5.Aapko pakar ab khona nahi chahte, itne khush ho kar ab rona nahi chahte, yeh aalam hai hamara aapse judai ka, aankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahte...........

6.Cheat and love but dont love and cheat...................
Think and love . But dont love and think.............
Break the heart and love but dont love and break the heart.......

7.Keh dena har bat zuban se zaruri to nahi, uwr gujri hai adhi puri to nahi, dur zara baithe hai apki nigaho se, dil ki dil se duri to nahi.

8.Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote, In rukhi aankho me rangeen nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte parwah aapki, Agar aap itne pyare na HOTE.

9.aaj hum unse bewafai karke aaye hain,unke khaton ko pani me baha kar aai hain,koi use padh kar unse pyar na kar baithe,isliye pani me bhi aag laga kar aai hain.

10.Chand pe kali ghata chaati to hogi, sitaro se roshni aati to hogi, lakh chupao duniya se magar akele me tumhe apni sakl pe hasi aati to hogi.

11.jab tanhai mein apki yaad aati hai.
hontho se ek hi fariyad aati hai.
Khuda aapko har khushi de ,kyunki aaj bhi,
Hamari har khushi aapke bad aati hai.

12.Live 4 d person who dies for u, smile 4 d person who cries for u, fight 4 d person who protects u, love d person who loves u more than u.

13.Every sec. God remembers u, every min. God blesses u, every hr god cares 4 u. B'coz every day; pray 2 him ' prani murkh hai thoda dhyan dena prabhu.'

14.If 100% of d people likes u make sure i m one of them. If 99% hates u, make sure i m amongst d 1% which likes u. If 100% hates u make sure i m , dead.

15.Apki ada,apki smile,apka chehra,apka chalna,apka bolna,apka sharmana,apki ankhen,apka andaz UFF KOI 1 CHEEZ TO THEEK HOTI...

16.Kehate hai riste nasha ban Jaate hai,Koi kehata hai riste saza ban jaate hai,Par riste nibhao agar sacche dilse,to woh riste hi jeene ki wajah ban jate hai.

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